hormones secreted by endocrine glands and their functions.

i cant concentrate on studying bio so i guess my only solution is to type it all out.

1. thyroxine – increases metabolic rate of body cells, increases body temperature, regulates growth and development.

2. progesterone – stimulates development of endometrium and formation or placenta, inhibits ovulation.

3. oestrogen – stimulates development of female secondary sexual characteristics and maturation of ova, repair uterine lining

4. androgen – stimulates development of male secondary sexual characteristics and spermatogenesis

5. insulin – decreases blood sugar level

6. glucagon – increases blood sugar level

7. aldosterone – increase reabsorption of mineral salts

8. adrenaline and noradrenaline – increase sugar level and fatty acids in blood, increase heart activity, rate and depth of breathing.

9. oxytocin – stimulates contraction of uterine muscles during childbirth, stimulates release of milk from mammary glands, causes sperm ejaculation in males. wow i love this hormone LOL

10. antidiuretic hormone – stimulates water reabsorption

11. growth hormone – stimulates growth, protein synthesis and fat metabolism

12. thyroid-stimulation hormone -

 

omg i hate bio.

hormones secreted by endocrine glands and their functions.

i cant concentrate on studying bio so i guess my only solution is to type it all out.

1. thyroxine – increases metabolic rate of body cells, increases body temperature, regulates growth and development.

2. progesterone – stimulates development of endometrium and formation or placenta, inhibits ovulation.

3. oestrogen – stimulates development of female secondary sexual characteristics and maturation of ova, repair uterine lining

4. androgen – stimulates development of male secondary sexual characteristics and spermatogenesis

5. insulin – decreases blood sugar level

6. glucagon – increases blood sugar level

7. aldosterone – increase reabsorption of mineral salts

8. adrenaline and noradrenaline – increase sugar level and fatty acids in blood, increase heart activity, rate and depth of breathing.

9. oxytocin – stimulates contraction of uterine muscles during childbirth, stimulates release of milk from mammary glands, causes sperm ejaculation in males. wow i love this hormone LOL

10. antidiuretic hormone – stimulates water reabsorption

11. growth hormone – stimulates growth, protein synthesis and fat metabolism

12. thyroid-stimulation hormone -

 

omg i hate bio.

with unending love,

I am thinking of you
In my sleepless solitude tonight
If it's wrong to love you
Then my heart just won't let me be right
'Cause I've drowned in you
And I won't pull through
Without you by my side
I'd give my all to have
Just one more night with you
I'd risk my life to feel
Your body next to mine
'Cause I can't go on
Living in the memory of our song
I'd give my all for your love tonight
Baby can you feel me
Imagining I'm looking in your eyes
I can see you clearly
Vividly emblazoned in my mind
And yet you're so far
Like a distant star
I'm wishing on tonight
Give my all for your love
Tonight

rant on lala people.

hmm.

today chin EGG came over to my house. we’re supposed to study. but we end up doing everything else other than studying. >.<

and she said i smell good today =D oh well. i always smell good ;)

 

oh btw peter chao is da bomb. love his rap. lmao.

 

i’m not racist but omg ASIAN DOMINATION! =D ultimate lurvz.

 

some of you guys might wonder why you've never seen me letting my hair down during tuition classes and things like that. well the reason is that many people told me i look old when i let my hair down –.- ok so to not over-stimulate your eyes i decided to make a huge sacrifice by tying my hair up all the time.

anyway i dont think i look old. see –>   desperate attempt at trying to look cute.

 

oh btw i found a pic that reminds me of lala people. seriously, i dislike lala people. in english they’re called ulzzang.

i kinda dont really like them (hate is a big word) because of they way they present themselves. they take pics in a very very (i dunno what to say) way. like this –> (ok now that’s obvious that i’m trying to contain my laughter in the pic) besides, they way they curse through their whole life. i bet during the last few seconds of their life, they’ll be cursing too. they curse in every sentence they say and write. and whatever they say is always full of hatred. i wonder why. ok so this is my encounter with a lala girl why randomly added me on msn.

me : hey, may i know who’s this?

lala : what! u add me wan lorhxx! fuck!

me : er actually you’re the one who added me.

lala : fuck! go and die larhz when i add you orhx!

 

see what i mean? ok so after that i blocked the girl. i mean, it’s cool if you curse in a funny way and things like that. (like peter chao). but it’s definitely not cool when you curse in every sentence you say.

 

oh another irritating part of them is the way they use their suffixes. we malaysians use lots of “lah”, “mah”, “lo” and things like that. but what i seriously dont understand is why they need to add X’s and Z’s behind every word. like “ me 1 2 sleepzZZZz liaozZ lurhXXXX” ignore the grammatic structure. it’s really irritating. reading all the xxXXXxx and zzZZZzZ.

 

ok i know i’m supposed to be studying. desperate attempt to concentrate ok!!

 

and fui teng, i was really really fooled by that post of yours –.- you got me freaking out.

mandy once told me that being in a relationship in college is totally different when you’re in high school. there’s much more to worry about. and so that was why she always quarrels with her bf. i used to think, how is that even possible. i thought relationships was always about the same old stuff. but now i think i have to agree with her. its really different. .

in high school, couples are like,

“ hey, you didnt call me today!”

“awww sorry baby dont be angry…. please forgive me?”

“alright, but i have one condition, you have to go home and write a whole 1000 word essay about why you love me.”

 

in college,

“hey you didnt call me today!”

“my phone ran out of money, and i had lots of assignments to do, can you be a bit more understanding?”

“but i waited for your call! i sat at the table doing nothing for two hours!”

“you never thought about my feelings! it’s always about you!”

 

and the quarrel goes on.

 

well basically in college you cant afford to be how you were in high school. everyone treats you like a matured adult. and you cant make unreasonable demands like a small kid anymore. and you cant do whatever you like just because you feel like it. because your other half will never gonna bear with that.

 

and so i need to learn this lesson and grow up. argh, grow up.

 

and i used to think i was mature enough to date someone elder than me. L.O.L.

nice game.

bringing life back.

 

 

 <—choy jing and i. yea i know i look fat. rofl.

 <—chiew teng and i   <—serenna and i.

 

sorry for the bad quality pics guys. (and girls)

oh yea btw, to rangers’ new board and old board AJKs and all marching squard ‘09 members, pn theresa wants to balanja us lunch again. so go suggest to her what you want ok. ( i dont mind having mcd again =P)

 

 

random lala poses with a lala sister. ew-ish.

<—cute? <—alieno.

  <—another lala pose and someone with a slutty but sheepish grin.

 <-- Darlie toothpaste advertisement.

 <—katy perry’s signature pose.

 <—another lala pose.  <—no we so dont look alike.<—cool pose kononnya.  <—no you got me wrong i dont really like her. really.

<—i’m gonna stuff it into that hole (in your nose). muahahahha. ooh sounds wrong.

    <—duh, of course i’m prettier. ehehehheheheh.

 

 

 

ok chill. i’m not as narcissistic as you think. was just hyperventilating that time. sugar rush.

 

jing yee’s quote, “ omg yee seen! so not macho of you to say mah lipss like sugarrrrrr !”  

 

hahahahah whoever in the world can say that macho-ly with a sultry look deserves an oscar.

 

=D

...

After 3 years. Finally. I got my revenge back. I told myself, revenge can wait. And this is the day. I never eat my words. Mark that. I'm just doing what you did to me 3 years ago. Trust me, this is nothing, there's more to come. I dont take pride in anyone's pain. But at least now you know how i'd have felt years ago. I'm surprised i even survived through that. Now its your turn. I'm a very forgiving person. But when you take life away from my life. I'll hit you back. That's it.

Happy Mooncake Festival !!

on mooncake festival eve, it was kinda interesting cos my mom brought her friends and her friends brought their kids. and we played candles and almost burnt the whole house down. we boiled water with candles and cooked nuts too. LOL. anyway made some art with the candles.

<—treble clef.

<—nice?

 

the mooncake festival itself was truly boring. i played candles alone outside my house while listening to the noises my neighbours make. singing birthday songs followed by blowing of candles. how fun. and i was here alone. lighting up candles and feeding the mosquitoes. sis was texting and calling her “melon-lover”, mom was sleeping and dad was watching some boxing show on tv –.-

 

sighs. life.

 

i better get studying. i havent even started my revision for SPM. i dont know how dead i am now. i think i feel kinda weird. as time passes and brings me nearer to exam, the more i dont feel like studying, and i keep playing new games. just to distract myself. seriously, i dont know what’s happening to me. maybe i’m subconsciously trying to run away from everything around me. in school, i become more reserved and i hardly talk to anyone anymore. i wonder why. and i sorta feel like a social outcast. i really wonder why.

 

it’s a mad mad world.

omg this is so cute.

got me laffing like shitz.

 

 

 

thank god i wasn’t the cow! talking about sagging nipples….. argh distorted image.

finally, it’s holiday.

well, basically i have nothing to blog about. haha. just felt that its been a long time since i last posted something.

well erm.

i have never really been close to my relatives since young. and i didnt have a choice. they live near me, but due to some ‘kerenggangan keluarga’ i dont even get the chance to talk to them once in six months. some people told me, ‘nah you’ll get used to it.’ i dont know, maybe sometimes i’m secretly jealous of people who maintain a close relationship with their cousins. cos they are like your half-brothers or sisters.

today they came to my house to meet up. not all my cousins, just some. and i’m really glad they did. felt kinda awkward tho, cos we dont usually meet up and most of the time, i just sat there nodding and laughing to everything they say. but still, it’s better than nothing.

i was kinda surprised when i got to know that even my 8-year-old cousin sis and my 10-year-old cousin bro have facebook accounts. in fact, my uncle and auntie have facebook accounts o_O yea so i added all of them as friends.

hope this could improve our closeness.

 

never went anywhere during hols. except that i went to watch that singaporean horror-comedy movie called “where got ghost”. it was really good. kinda scary but i laughed like there’s no tomorrow. it’s 3 short stories in 1. and one of it was continuing from the movie “money no enough”.

 

 

 

 

 

the ghosts were really scary in the movie. but i dont know how it managed to make me laugh. i guess its like watching Happy Tree Friends. darn cruel but made me laugh like shit. i like the way Cuddles scream btw.

 

 

yea its really sick but i like it that way. hahaha.

ok dont laugh.

but please comment there,

<--- in the chatbox on your left.

i said dont laugh! lol

Nostalgia

I miss that feeling.


How i wish i could feel it over and over again.

SPM 2009

sorry to disappoint you if you think i'm gonna post any tips or whatsoever.

i know i'm supposed to start studying. but i just cant get myself to start studying.

dont know why, i feel like i'm starting to lose interest in a lot of things. and i feel bored most of the time when i'm in school. hope this is not some sort of phase i have to go through due to exam stress or it could be some post-stress syndrome. nah. i dont think so. sometimes i feel like there's no reason for me to live. but at the same time i dont wanna die. i dont know what i want. i think goals and ambitions wont work this time.

anyway, most of my friends told me their seniors start skipping school after trial exam to the spm days. just to study. but we cant do that can we. sometimes i wonder how could these people not get depression studying like this.

i dont know, i somehow realised eventhough this is the 'golden year' for us to study. but life is not all about studying isnt it. yea yea i know what you're thinking, we still NEED to study. that's the worst part.

 

how do you like my new blog layout?

taking friday off.

i love fridays somehow. cos on fridays, i'll just laze around and avoid any sort of work.    

yea that includes homework.

omg wait i havent do my tuition work! gosh i wont be able to rest tonight.

sighs.

ok anyways thanks to carmen for that belated birthday present! i like it a lot. be a good prefect yea.. ^^

i feel so lazy now i'm actually lying on my bed hugging my giant doggie while typing this post.

roarrrs. i dunno what to write about.

i find it the jabatan's trial exam kinda amusing and ridiculous. most of the students already got the soalan bocor. like, they know what's coming out for komsas. exactly which questions coming out summore. and physics bio chem, they know what's coming out for structure essay and experiment already. really, what's the point of taking this exam? LOL okay yea we got a little bit of tips from teachers too but not exactly which questions are coming out!

i officially thank Pn. Lee for the moral tips. (otherwise i would've failed the exam) i think most of us would too. of course, except for the ones who sleep with their moral text books every night.

i dont think i'm gonna apply for the matricuation thingy. it's kinda troublesome and i'm too lazy..... grr.

i wanna sleep but it's only 9:30pm now. but i dont feel right.

 

i found a love poem generator website. it's kinda funny. lol. here it is. Love Poem Gererator

 

thanks for reading this super random post. you just wasted your time. and well, time is money. so thanks for wasting your money on me. bye and good night.